Danandur Jailbreak Senior Admin

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  • Sarissa the Russian -

    [Intro]
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

    [Verse 1]
    There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago
    He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
    Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
    But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
    He could preach the Bible like a preacher
    Full of ecstasy and fire
    But he also was the kind of teacher
    Women would desire

    [Chorus]
    Ra, ra, Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian Queen
    There was a cat that really was gone
    Ra, ra, Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on

    [Verse 2]
    He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Tsar
    But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
    In all affairs of state, he was the man to please
    But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
    For the Queen he was no wheeler-dealer
    Though she'd heard the things he'd done
    She believed he was a holy healer
    Who would heal her son

    [Chorus]
    Ra, ra, Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian Queen
    There was a cat that really was gone
    Ra, ra, Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    It was a shame how he carried on

    [Spoken]
    But when his drinking and lusting
    And his hunger for power
    Became known to more and more people
    The demands to do something
    About this outrageous man
    Became louder and louder

    [Bridge]
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

    [Verse 3]
    "This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
    But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
    No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
    Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
    Then one night some men of higher standing
    Set a trap, they're not to blame
    "Come to visit us" they kept demanding
    And he really came

    [Chorus]
    Ra, ra, Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian Queen
    They put some poison into his wine
    Ra, ra, Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
    Ra, ra, Rasputin
    Lover of the Russian Queen
    They didn't quit, they wanted his head
    Ra, ra, Rasputin
    Russia's greatest love machine
    And so they shot him till he was dead

    [Outro]
    Oh, those Russians....

  • James. -

    Would you look at that... 7 months and i finally caught up to your rank. I will try my best to hold it for as much as you do, #RuthlessDaddy

    • Danandur -

      Yeah, I feel old... Especially when i remember, that I convinced Net to join the team, due to some rdm&leave case or something, plus I tested half of the team. Well I guess it's natural that my kiddos grow on me.

  • Vladimir_Putin -

    #neverforget4marksforcancermistakes

    • Danandur -

      Well, be glad you passed! It's more that some can say after my testing. #Ruthlessdaddy

    • James. -

      N00b taking 3 minutes to change to JnS map. Real men get their maps changed by their testers. (gj dick)

    • Vladimir_Putin -

      wtf

  • Muh_Dick -

    Thanks Dan for locking that shitty thread.

  • GoatLand -

    James has the most right to transilvania

  • DearUncleSam -

    Phelps, badge 1247.

    • Danandur -

      Messages please!

  • Arthur -

    wot happened to donerknight?

  • Mentally Challenged Jew -

    +rep donerknight

  • James. -

    Guess you will be needing this now: allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/23670/…-turkish-doner-kebab.aspx

  • Muh_Dick -

    your profile picture reminds me of Cole Phelps from L.A Noire

    • Danandur -

      Because it is exactly Cole Phelps. ;)

    • Muh_Dick -

      oh shit kek is it the actor that did the motion capture/voice acting? Or is it fanart or something?

    • Danandur -

      I think it's an artwork from the developers, or more like a poster material

    • Muh_Dick -

      I saw a movie the other day with the actor that played Cole Phelps, was pretty cool.

    • Danandur -

      What was the name of the movie?

  • exhi1ity -

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    You've been visited by le fedora of euphoria! Copy and paste this if you're one of the few real nice guys left *tips fedora*

    • Danandur -

      all hail the fedoras!

  • Netanyel -

    Its a new year, even though its February. So happy late New Year :D

    • Danandur -

      Thank you lol! You too! ;o

  • Gwyndolin -

    <---- Only one guy around here who knows "The Master and Margarita"

    • Danandur -

      read the book about five times, btw the Master i Margarita (2005) TV series is currently the best adaptation, I rly recommend it for you, ifyou didnt know it already.

    • Gwyndolin -

      I saw both, russian and polish adaptations

    • Gwyndolin -

      In both Pontius looks like a hobo :v

  • Polish Jew -

    Nice you made it in good work Danandur

    • Danandur -

      Thanks lad! See you on the server! ;)

  • Bleetham Shepard -

    congratz another good admin

    <3