Shilliam_Wakespeare

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  • Zoli_Garsa -

    Bangkok, oriental setting
    And the city don't know what the city is getting
    The creme de la creme of the chess world
    In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

    Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
    Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
    All change, don't you know that when you
    Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

    It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings
    Or... or this place!

    One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
    The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
    You'll find a God in every golden cloister
    And if you're lucky then the God's a she
    I can feel an angel sliding up to me

    One town's very like another
    When your head's down over your pieces, brother
    (It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity)
    (To be looking at the board, not looking at the city)
    What d'ya mean?!
    You seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
    (Tea, girls, warm and sweet, sweet)
    (Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite)
    Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
    Whose every move's among the purest
    I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

    One night in Bangkok make's a hard man humble
    Not much between despair and ecstasy
    One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
    Can't be too careful with your company
    I can feel the devil walking next to me

    Siam's gonna be the witness
    To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
    This grips me more than would
    A muddy old river or reclining Buddha
    Thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it

    I don't see you guys rating
    The kind of mate I'm contemplating
    I'd let you watch, I would invite you
    But the queens we use would not excite you

    So you better go back to your bars, your temples
    Your massage parlors

    One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
    The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
    You'll find a God in every golden cloister
    A little flesh, a little history
    I can feel an angel sliding up to me

    One night in Bangkok make's a hard man humble
    Not much between despair and ecstasy
    One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
    Can't be too careful with your company
    I can feel the devil walking next to me

  • Vladimir_Putin -

    ayy

  • Hello -

    OH SHIT YOU STILL ALIVE

    Rip daddy shill ;-;

  • Vladimir_Putin -

    tf why did you like Tatar's failed test? That's not something your supposed to like.........

  • James. -

    You get 0 appreciation whatsoever, even though you might be the kindest guy in here.
    Kinda sad.
    I'll give you my personal "goodmin" award. Congrats!

  • Vladimir_Putin -

    rip

  • Vladimir_Putin -

    youtube.com/watch?v=ttKn1eGKTew
    tommy wiseau

  • Washington -

    Did i get ur sig rite?

  • Legend -

    Please start liking my posts again you are my last standing supporter :)

  • Duck -

    Hi.

  • Dimitry -

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  • Washington -

    thanks for liking all the posts i make, it makes my life somewhat worth living.

  • Legend -

    Thanks for liking all the posts I make, it makes my life somewhat not worth living.

    • Muh_Dick -

      are u dead or something? haven't seen u on in a while

    • Legend -

      Long story. Im close to death

  • Muh_Dick -

    thanks for liking all the posts i make, it makes my life somewhat worth living.

  • Dimitry -

    Shilliam

  • CatherineTheGreat -

    Still TA :).

  • exhi1ity -

    you need to be an admin

    • Shilliam_Wakespeare -

      so admin application for jailbreak is also application for forum admin?

    • exhi1ity -

      not quite, you dont get to admin the forum or anything, you just get to use the shoutbox and look into stuff normal people cant see

    • Shilliam_Wakespeare -

      oh, eh descent

  • Shilliam_Wakespeare -

    how do you use the shoutbox?

    • Legend -

      And he says I'm TA... I'm surprised you got accepted ahahaha

    • Dimitry -

      Any person would know that the shoutbox is the equivalent of a nuclear reactor YOU DON'T TOUCH IT

    • Legend -

      Good point dimitry

  • Shilliam_Wakespeare -

    testing

    • Dimitry -

      Ur mom








      xd