Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
So I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
[Hook: Jim Colerick]
[Verse 2: Jim Colerick]
He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he died for your sins
I preach the word, that's my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
All the other emcees, I wish them well
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
She's a fly emcee and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away, Mary Sue!
[Verse 3: Mary Sue]
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's the son of the original G
And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be
Like if another MC says
"You're a freak!
You're a lame-butt rapper
And your rhymes are weak!"
I don't get mad and I don't critique
I forgive him, and turn the other cheek
I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag
I do exude a little Christian swag
And I'm proud to be an American!
Jesus Christ is our nigga
Let his light shine through ya!
Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH!
[Verse 4: Both]
Jesus Christ is our nigga
He's a homie MC JC UC?
He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga
If you do drugs and you think you're cool
You need to come to Sunday school!
Put those drugs in a garbage can
Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!
[Outro: Jim Colerick and Mary Sue]
And the award for best profile picture goes to..
thanke thanke but i feel like tatar should be nominated for this honour (or at least what it used to be...)
There is a fake autist called memouse.
he's fake and gay. but whatever i guess
yeah fake mEmEoose gay
MEMOOSE I MISS YOU COME BACK TO ME BABY ;-;
come back our great prophet
moszniak ded lol
luv the new picture
I approve dein picture
>Liver in a worse state than Hunger Games
True, however have we considered that this might be a Christian server? No curse words pls thanke
your fucking picture kek
Wew there were a lot of true ugly faces but memOOOOOOOOOOOSE just killed Me lol. Ill necessarily print this face on my new T-shirt. love
gotta love memOOOOOOOOOOO, but kekus memson was my favourite tbh
U all ugly
memoose is loose
aboot dis hoose
You too, look like a goose
He has nothing to lose
so you better make a truce
or you will get hooved
Bery Bood Bimitry Bhese B BeBes Bare Breat
where are u memoose, the server ain't the same without your custom skin and amazing face
I still go on occasionally
I now realized what the server is missing. We missed the most handsome and most funniest meme maker on the server.
Where have you been lately, moose? The server isn't the same without you tbh
Also -rep wont follow me back >(
memoose me daddy oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the jb community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.
You're face literly is the reality of most of the guys when they try to ask out a girl... Kek so true though
i like esoomem more
i love ur face
I love your face too