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  • Zoli_Garsa -

    Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
    I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
    If you wanna reach those kids on the street
    Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
    So I gave my sermon an urban kick
    My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
    My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
    That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

    [Hook: Jim Colerick]
    Oooooooo

    [Verse 2: Jim Colerick]
    He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger
    Born to the virgin mom in a manger
    Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
    And he died for your sins
    I preach the word, that's my gig
    And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
    All the other emcees, I wish them well
    But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
    Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
    She's a fly emcee and the light of my life
    So to bust a rhyme without further ado
    Take it away, Mary Sue!

    [Verse 3: Mary Sue]
    Jesus Christ is my nigga
    He's the son of the original G
    And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be
    (What?)
    Like if another MC says
    "You're a freak!
    You're a lame-butt rapper
    And your rhymes are weak!"
    I don't get mad and I don't critique
    I forgive him, and turn the other cheek
    I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
    I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag
    I do exude a little Christian swag
    And I'm proud to be an American!

    [Hook: Both]
    Jesus Christ is our nigga
    Let his light shine through ya!
    Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH!

    [Verse 4: Both]
    Jesus Christ is our nigga
    He's a homie MC JC UC?
    He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga
    Like me
    If you do drugs and you think you're cool
    You need to come to Sunday school!
    Put those drugs in a garbage can
    Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!

    [Outro: Jim Colerick and Mary Sue]
    Word up!
    I'm freestyling!
    Hit me!

  • Muh_Dick -

    And the award for best profile picture goes to..

    • memoose -

      thanke thanke but i feel like tatar should be nominated for this honour (or at least what it used to be...)

    • Vladimir_Putin -

      no

  • Kinree -

    i.imgur.com/AHcTHGm.jpg

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • memoose -

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • Vladimir_Putin -

      haha yes

  • Vladimir_Putin -

    There is a fake autist called memouse.
    Opinions?

  • Dimitry -

    MEMOOSE I MISS YOU COME BACK TO ME BABY ;-;

  • GoatLand -

    come back our great prophet

  • Dimitry -

    comradoose

  • The real Blee -

    comiemoose

  • Vladimir_Putin -

    luv the new picture <3

  • Handsome Jew -

    I approve dein picture

  • Dimitry -

    >Liver in a worse state than Hunger Games

    • memoose -

      True, however have we considered that this might be a Christian server? No curse words pls thanke

  • Muh_Dick -

    your fucking picture kek

  • CAPTAIN_TATARSTAN -

    Wew there were a lot of true ugly faces but memOOOOOOOOOOOSE just killed Me lol. Ill necessarily print this face on my new T-shirt. love <3

    • memoose -

      gotta love memOOOOOOOOOOO, but kekus memson was my favourite tbh

    • Dimitry -

      U all ugly

  • James. -

    memoose is loose

    • memoose -

      aboot dis hoose

    • Handsome Jew -

      You too, look like a goose

    • James. -

      He has nothing to lose

    • Bjorn Ironside -

      so you better make a truce

    • Dimitry -

      or you will get hooved

  • Kinree -

    <3

  • Handsome Jew -

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, g'afternoon

    • memoose -

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwhatalovelydaymydearfriend

  • Dimitry -

    More like





    BeBoose

    • memoose -

      Bery Bood Bimitry Bhese B BeBes Bare Breat

  • Muh_Dick -

    where are u memoose, the server ain't the same without your custom skin and amazing face

    • memoose -

      I still go on occasionally

  • Legend -

    I now realized what the server is missing. We missed the most handsome and most funniest meme maker on the server. :/

  • TrumpSuicideWatch -

    Where have you been lately, moose? The server isn't the same without you tbh

    • memoose -

      Working friend :)

  • Dimitry -

    MemOoOOoOOOooooOOoOOoOOOse






    Also -rep wont follow me back >(

  • The real Blee -

    memoose me daddy oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Muh_Dick -

    hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the jb community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

  • Dimitry -

    mems

  • Raska -

    giphy.com/gifs/XlaoKBlqAwVCE/html5

  • Falcon. -

    <3

  • Legend -

    You're face literly is the reality of most of the guys when they try to ask out a girl... Kek so true though

  • exhi1ity -

    i like esoomem more

  • Muh_Dick -

    i love ur face

    • memoose -

      I love your face too