Washington Old Player

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  • from The city made for Gods
  • Member since Jan 1st 2017
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  • Zoli_Garsa -

    ( I want my
    I want my MTV)

    Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
    You play the guitar on the MTV
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Money for nothin' and chicks for free
    Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
    Maybe get a blister on your little finger
    Maybe get a blister on your thumb

    We gotta install microwave ovens
    Custom kitchen deliveries
    We gotta move these refrigerators
    We gotta move these colour TV's

    See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
    Yeah buddy that's his own hair
    That little faggot got his own jet airplane
    That little faggot he's a millionaire

    We gotta install microwave ovens
    Custom kitchens deliveries
    We gotta move these refrigerators
    We gotta move these colour TV's

    I shoulda learned to play the guitar
    I shoulda learned to play them drums
    Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
    Man we could have some fun
    And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
    Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free

    We gotta install microwave ovens
    Custom kitchen deliveries
    We gotta move these refrigerators
    We gotta move these colour TV's, Lord

    Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    You play the guitar on the MTV
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
    Money for nothin' and chicks for free

    I want my, i want my, i want my MTV
    (repeat)

  • Mandalf The Gay -

    When are you going to apply for HA?

  • Muh_Dick -

    did ur character on m&b dieded????

    • Washington -

      nay, he is raising an army to shitpost on jb

  • Raiding -

    Rip Wash. Shit at melee, yet a great president and even better meme

    • Washington -

      <3

    • Vladimir_Putin -

      [Wash on overhearing raiding] How can they say this about me? I don't believe it. I will show them. I will kill everyone.

    • Washington -

      The Friday on jb, do arena and I'll be there

    • Raiding -

      What? Wash would never kill me. He is my lover.

    • Vladimir_Putin -

      Wash you don't have to do this. If a lot of people loved eachother, the world would be a better place to live.

  • Vladimir_Putin -

    bad at melee

  • Squeezy -

    hi

    • Dimitry -

      Get out

  • Vladimir_Putin -

    holy fuck that post to like ratio is worse than goat's!

    That makes me cringe extremely hard
    Josh?

  • Vladimir_Putin -

    roses are red...
    violets are blue...
    washington is not good at melee...
    and neither are you.

    • Washington -

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Pornhub is down
      Your facebook will do

    • Vladimir_Putin -

      sayin im a pornstar?


      FIGHT ME 1V1 MELEE

    • Washington -

      Anytime, anywhere

    • Vladimir_Putin -

      bring it on

    • Moszniak_PL2 -

      Vlad is shit at melee

  • Moszniak_PL -

    Teach me how to melee pls.

  • James. -

    BAseD from reliAble source, iT seeMs you arE at decent LEvEl of melee.

    • Washington -

      better*

    • James. -

      which word exacly do you want to replace with "better"?

    • Washington -

      decent

    • James. -

      that doesn't make any sense

    • Washington -

      Ur melee skills don't make sense

  • Handsome Jew -

    Good at melee

  • Rakesh -

    jew

    • Washington -

      christian

    • Rakesh -

      muslim

    • Washington -

      Pagan

    • Mein_Kaiser -

      did u call me????

    • Washington -

      yes, we must purge the christians kaiser, kill rakesh the canadian, dw, he wont fight back

  • Amk -

    The city made for Gods?There's is only one city that made for gods and that city is in the Europe

    • Washington -

      oh screw urself

    • Amk -

      R. i. p liar

    • Dimitry -

      You aren't allowed to talk about Constatinople

    • Amk -

      I was talking about Olimpos mountain you noob.

      Learn some Greek mythology dirty sandman

  • James. -

    >Start believing in yourself (don't get overconfident)
    >Put on some music: youtube.com/watch?v=I33u_EHLI3w
    >Read some guide: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=121234195
    >Train on Groupfighting server
    >Become MELEE GOD!
    (pls stop being just a meme i believe in you)

    • Washington -

      Ive tried to stop being a meme for like a year now

    • James. -

      pusi

  • Amk -

    Are you still hating sand

    • Washington -

      Dont even bring up sand or you will regret it

    • Amk -

      I met sand people once do you want to meet with them too?

    • Washington -

      i will shove my finger int here ass and shoot them in the head

  • Kinree -

    Git gut at melee

  • Legend -

    Your wall will never die if Legends are still alive to make people's day better.

    Cheers mate

    • Washington -

      My wall wouldnt die either way

    • Legend -

      You said it did on gregs wall my man.

    • Washington -

      Can you like everything i write as well? my post to like ratio is cancer

    • Legend -

      It's not as bad as mine.

    • Washington -

      Mine is worse tho, 461 post and only 106 likes :/

  • Arthur -

    I'm senior HA now

    • Washington -

      You'll never beat me at melee tho, that is a fact

    • Arthur -

      Says a guy with a ping 200 lower than me

    • Cloud -

      exactly, washington beats u with 5 ping and says ez while we're on 200 ping....

    • Cloud -

      i bet washington one time when i had 0.5 hours

    • Washington -

      I didnt even know you betill you had like, 400 hours

  • TrumpSuicideWatch -

    What the fuck, Wash. How come you didn't promote me? This means war

    • TrumpSuicideWatch -

      Oh wait, you removed Kaiser? Disregard war, I'm content again.

    • Washington -

      good

  • Amk -

    Pluey is now a SA


    :)

  • Rakesh -

    hey wash im back

    • Washington -

      Go back to cananananda

    • Rakesh -

      no

  • Bintafasia -

    Quit that fucking shit picture wash its rlly fucking shit

    • Washington -

      I didnt set it as this, tea did

  • Cloud -

    Washington: probably the fake harold because i was harold?
    Cloud: Why would you tell me that? lol

    Washington is now offline

    • Washington -

      Tf when u make up shit

  • Cloud -

    Washington: i hate sand.
    Cloud: Why do you hate sand?
    Washington: its coarse and rough, and it gets everywhere.

    Washington is now offline

    • Washington -

      Cloud: I was Harold btw

      Cloud is now offline

  • Muh_Dick -

    when tf did u get JA

    also congrats babe <3

  • Oatmeal -

    -rep bad at melee but thinks he's a god

    • Washington -

      still better than u

  • Cloud -

    why you no follow me

    • Washington -

      follow me and ill follow you

    • Cloud -

      follow me slave

    • Washington -

      si papa

    • Cloud -

      tyty

  • Cloud -

    God damn washington.... your pic is.. .. kinda... :o SEXY

  • Cloud -

    Ty bby

  • Arthur -

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