Muh_Dick Jailbreak Regular Admin

  • Member since Dec 19th 2016
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  • Walter van Castel -

    eyy little dicky, what is your steam name?

  • Vladmir_Putin -

    Swedemin*?

  • Walter van Castel -

    you are nowdays my favourite admin, even if you are just 16 and even if you live in Swedistan

  • Kinree -

    despacito is gaye
    haha yes is for thicc superior dank spicy meme boioz

  • Zoli_Garsa -

    you're Des to my pacito :)

  • Zoli_Garsa -

    You've got a pussy
    I have a dick
    So, what's the problem
    Let's do it quick
    So take me now before it's too late
    Life's too short so I can't wait
    Take me now, oh, don't you see
    I can't get laid in Germany

    • Raiding69 -

      Too big, to small
      Size does matter after all
      Zu groß, zu klein
      Er könnte etwas größer sein
      Mercedes Benz, und Autobahn
      Alleine in das Ausland fahren
      Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
      Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

    • Zoli_Garsa -

      Suche gut gebauten Achtzehn
      bis Dreißigjährigen zum Schlachten
      Der Metzgermeister

    • Raiding69 -

      Das ist mein Teil

    • Muh_Dick -

      what the fuck is happening

    • Raiding69 -

      Ze germans are taking over!!

  • Muriturca -

    Great rank

  • Vladmir_Putin -

    is that your foot lol

  • Zoli_Garsa -

    My body's burning like a flame that's blue
    It's time for action and I want it from you.
    Slice me nice - slice me nice.
    My heart is beating to the rhythm of love
    I need you
    baby
    like cold hands need a glove.
    Slice me nice - slice me nice.
    I'm like a cake that wants to be baked
    I'm like a pie made for hungry guys.
    My body's burning like a flame that's blue
    It's time for action
    baby
    got me and you.
    Slice me nice - slice me nice.
    SLICE - slice me nice
    SLICE - slice me nice
    S L I see E - slice me nice
    S L I see E - slice me nice
    Slice me nice.
    My body's burning like a flame that's blue
    . . .
    I'm like a cake that wants to be baked
    . . .
    S L I see E - slice me nice
    S L I see E - slice me nice
    . . .
    SLICE - slice me nice
    SLICE - slice me nice

  • Dimitry -

    Black Lives Matter is a unique contribution that goes beyond extrajudicial killings of Black people by police and vigilantes. It goes beyond the narrow nationalism that can be prevalent within some Black communities, which merely call on Black people to love Black, live Black and buy Black, keeping straight cis Black men in the front of the movement while our sisters, queer and trans and disabled folk take up roles in the background or not at all. Black Lives Matter affirms the lives of Black queer and trans folks, disabled folks, Black-undocumented folks, folks with records, women and all Black lives along the gender spectrum. It centers those that have been marginalized within Black liberation movements. It is a tactic to (re)build the Black liberation movement.

  • Zoli_Garsa -

    Congratulations! Your friendship with user "Zoli_Garsa" has just reached new level!
    Please, collect your prize:
    youtube.com/watch?v=vM1Z8r6v0mY

  • Walter van Castel -

    once in a while I look at the 59th forum and think: man, what a nice place

    • Muh_Dick -

      this is hell, you can still delete your account. do it before it's too late my son

  • Mein_Kaiser -

    lmao u suck at cs go cunt love u.

  • Scrooblord. -

    why do you still have a picture of net's hand

  • Kinree -

    How big is Muh Dick's dick

  • Dimitry -

    D a n d e l e t ' d b e f o r e m e

    M a h r e c o r d r e e e e e

  • Vladmir_Putin -

    better get active I dont want the famous muh_willy to be purged

  • Hello -

    Get followed cunt

  • Vladmir_Putin -

    that picture gets me..... ERECT

  • The real Blee -

    Dab me daddy

  • James. -

    For the love of god change that avatar already.
    It hurts my eyes.
    Not funny anomore.

  • Scrooblord. -

    why are you like this

  • Dimitry -

    Dab on the badmins

  • Arthur -

    how did the poor famous swede get demoted...

  • James. -

    RAther disappointing

  • Scrooblord. -

    Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the pussy while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing. By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that) next we get the women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty that would be glad to take your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery. So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are ****ing. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.

    • James. -

      Existance is pain.
      There is no "free will".
      Everything we do on Earth does not matter.
      God is a lie created to control weak people.
      Camp Navarro is a weak-ass meme held half-dead by Scroob.
      Death is no escape, as our conciousness still remains, drifting in the neverending void.
      Cycle of life and death teaches mankind nothing, as they always make the same mistakes.
      We weren't created with any purpose, our creation was pure coincidence, we were literaly shat out from cosmos.

    • Muh_Dick -

      tfw there are actually people like this in the world lmao

    • Vladmir_Putin -

      scroob what was the message of this post? I really couldn't be assed reading the whole thing.

  • GoatLand -

    BOI

  • AdolfDeluxeHipster -

    love the picture like always

  • Vladmir_Putin -

    CYKA BLYAT STOP CHANGING YOUR PROFILE PIC YOU TARDED WILLY