33rd_Pte_Alec - Player Complaint 12/2/2018 [Approved]

  • 33rd_Pte_Alec - Player Complaint 12/2/2018 [Approved]

    Are you wishing to report a player or an admin? (Pick one) Player

    Your in-game name: 33rd_Pte_Alec

    Name of the offending player or admin: 420th_Private_Velmer

    Time and Date of incident (please also include your timezone!): around 16:45 12-2-2018 GMT+1

    Description of incident: MassRDM, At first I didn't want to report him because I felt like he just didn't know the rules but then he said in chat ''I just wanted to MassRDM''.

    Evidence:

    I already stopped recording so when he said ''I just wanted to MassRDM is on this screenshot.
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  • Should've stayed admin...


    Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global Elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

    How to troll Washington - Starter Pack:
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    Step 1 - Set a non-Steam game to the title "Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord Beta".
    Step 2 - Launch this "game".
    Step 3 - Get spammed by Washington to receive the following:

    17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
    17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
    17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
    17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
    17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
    17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
    17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
    17:45 - Washington: 11
    17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!

    Step 4 - Receive a message from Imposter Drunk which says the following:

    17:46 - Impostor: congratulations
    17:46 - Impostor: you trolled washington
    17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik
    17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags:
    17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
    17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
    17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
    17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
    17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
    17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
    17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
    17:45 - Washington: 11
    17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: U told him it was fake?
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: Or not yet
    17:47 - Impostor:
    Washington: MATE
    Washington: teabags is playing bannerlord
    Washington: the beta is out
    Washington: my god
    Washington: game comes out tommorow
    17:47 - Impostor: i did
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: HAHAHA
    17:47 - Impostor: he dont believe me
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: He is one gullible nub
    17:47 - Impostor:
    Impostor: no he is not...
    Washington: mate
    Washington: he is on da beta
    Washington: game comes out tommorow
    Impostor: he´s only having internet explorer open
    Impostor: or something like that
    Impostor: so stfu
    Washington: mate his steam saus
    Washington: says*
    Washington: mount and blade bannerlord beta
    Impostor: you can do the same
    Washington: nah
    17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: lol
    17:48 - Impostor: he´s quite retarded
    17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik

    Step 5 - Rename this "game" to "Washington - You just got trolled!".

    That moment when someone gets banned:
  • Banned, thanks for the report.


    Someone will be upset to find out hes being banned though ...

    *DEAD* [420th_Private_Velmer] I just wanted to mass rdm
    *DEAD* [33rd_Pte_Alec] I recorded everything.
    [33rd_Pte_Alec] Enjoy your ban :)
    [420th_Private_Velmer] I love this game more than everything
    420th_Private_Velmer has committed suicide.
    *DEAD* [420th_Private_Velmer] I KILLED MYSELF
    *DEAD* [420th_Private_Velmer] PLZ
    *DEAD* [420th_Private_Velmer] HAVE MERCY

    Post that make me want to end it