I suck at melee [Stop this stale joke]

    • I suck at melee [Stop this stale joke]

      I suck at melee I suck at melee I suck at melee I suck at meleeI suck at meleeI suck at meleeI suck at meleeI suck at meleeI suck at meleeI suck at meleeI suck at melee
      OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the first ever time I wanked I thought I found a trick to make my dick bigger... I thought it was unusual and paniced because it didn't go down

      Mhm I was 10 years old watching Hannah Montana ^^^ <3
    • 18:39 - Washington: I suck at melee
      18:39 - Washington: make me admin
      18:39 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: uhm
      18:39 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: i dont remember that agreement
      18:39 - Washington: u said
      18:39 - Washington: u would
      18:39 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: got proof?

      [P.S. I never remember saying this].
      How to troll Washington - Starter Pack:
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      Step 1 - Set a non-Steam game to the title "Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord Beta".
      Step 2 - Launch this "game".
      Step 3 - Get spammed by Washington to receive the following:

      17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
      17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
      17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
      17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
      17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
      17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
      17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
      17:45 - Washington: 11
      17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!

      Step 4 - Receive a message from Imposter Drunk which says the following:

      17:46 - Impostor: congratulations
      17:46 - Impostor: you trolled washington
      17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik
      17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags:
      17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
      17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
      17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
      17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
      17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
      17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
      17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
      17:45 - Washington: 11
      17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: U told him it was fake?
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: Or not yet
      17:47 - Impostor:
      Washington: MATE
      Washington: teabags is playing bannerlord
      Washington: the beta is out
      Washington: my god
      Washington: game comes out tommorow
      17:47 - Impostor: i did
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: HAHAHA
      17:47 - Impostor: he dont believe me
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: He is one gullible nub
      17:47 - Impostor:
      Impostor: no he is not...
      Washington: mate
      Washington: he is on da beta
      Washington: game comes out tommorow
      Impostor: he´s only having internet explorer open
      Impostor: or something like that
      Impostor: so stfu
      Washington: mate his steam saus
      Washington: says*
      Washington: mount and blade bannerlord beta
      Impostor: you can do the same
      Washington: nah
      17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: lol
      17:48 - Impostor: he´s quite retarded
      17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik

      Step 5 - Rename this "game" to "Washington - You just got trolled!".

      That moment when someone gets banned:
    • OhMyEnglishTeaBags wrote:

      18:39 - Washington: I suck at melee
      18:39 - Washington: make me admin
      18:39 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: uhm
      18:39 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: i dont remember that agreement
      18:39 - Washington: u said
      18:39 - Washington: u would
      18:39 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: got proof?

      [P.S. I never remember saying this].
      You said it a while ago
      OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the first ever time I wanked I thought I found a trick to make my dick bigger... I thought it was unusual and paniced because it didn't go down

      Mhm I was 10 years old watching Hannah Montana ^^^ <3
    • How to get likes 101:

      1-Be Washington
      2-Get admin for 2 weeks
      3-Make a monthly thread saying "How I suck at melee"
      4-See the likes flowing in
      5-Repeat
      Washington: the shirt fairy, is indeed a true creature, he is a transgender who likes children, just like klar
    • Dimitry wrote:

      Do you remember when these threads were actually fun to shitpost?

      Probably not because the joke became stale after the 669th "Wash sucks at melee XD"
      this

      Tea and Wash need to realise that the meme wasn't even funny in the first place

      there, I've said it

      Hoolio wrote:

      At spawn, when you spawn, you pick up all the weapons you can find that is visible in the same spot on yer body, and then, when they ask you to drop teh wepons, they have to say drop wep 4 times lololololol trolled u say but they get pissed off so u ded gay nigger faggot and not alive dead nigger faggot :ukip:
    • KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      Dimitry wrote:

      Do you remember when these threads were actually fun to shitpost?

      Probably not because the joke became stale after the 669th "Wash sucks at melee XD"
      this
      Tea and Wash need to realise that the meme wasn't even funny in the first place

      there, I've said it
      I thought it was funny when it was actually bullying. As in, when people would say it to piss off Wash instead of just because other people said it before.

      It was funny and silly but now nobody finds it funny any more, but instead find the repetition of it as a reference to when it WAS funny more funny than the original joke.
      "Wash is bad at melee" has basically become the Ugandan Knuckles of Jailbreak. Someone with no other claim to fame other than the continued ironic forcing of a meme that died long ago desperately looking for continued relevance through recognition by repetition.

      Fuck it, why don't you just make "Wash is a melee god" the new meme.

      literalretard wrote:



      Delete this please.

      KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      @Scandypandy, I heard that McKinsey is out recruiting its next batch of management consultants. With the way you turned NRP around, you might be in for a decent shot.
    • Scandypandy wrote:

      KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      Dimitry wrote:

      Do you remember when these threads were actually fun to shitpost?

      Probably not because the joke became stale after the 669th "Wash sucks at melee XD"
      thisTea and Wash need to realise that the meme wasn't even funny in the first place

      there, I've said it
      I thought it was funny when it was actually bullying. As in, when people would say it to piss off Wash instead of just because other people said it before.
      It was funny and silly but now nobody finds it funny any more, but instead find the repetition of it as a reference to when it WAS funny more funny than the original joke.
      "Wash is bad at melee" has basically become the Ugandan Knuckles of Jailbreak. Someone with no other claim to fame other than the continued ironic forcing of a meme that died long ago desperately looking for continued relevance through recognition by repetition.

      Fuck it, why don't you just make "Wash is a melee god" the new meme.
      I have to agree, wash and tea are keeping this dead meme on life support by shitposting it every once and a while

      Tea shoving his stale meme into the otherwise perfect thread and i had to resist the urge to DELET THIS
    • TL;DR Tea and Wash = Eternally BTFO By The Righteous Men of Jailbreak

      Hoolio wrote:

      At spawn, when you spawn, you pick up all the weapons you can find that is visible in the same spot on yer body, and then, when they ask you to drop teh wepons, they have to say drop wep 4 times lololololol trolled u say but they get pissed off so u ded gay nigger faggot and not alive dead nigger faggot :ukip: