The New Updates Suggestion Thread (1.173)

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  • KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

    why the fuck is there an apostrophe in 'updates'

    there's a reason why we prefer Bjorn to make the announcements you illiterate negroes
    Forgot to capitalize the first letter of each sentence so gtfo

    Turkish Power wrote:

    Ban Dimitry plase he is racist he done bad things and said bed thinkks about my mum thank yuo plase
  • Dimitry wrote:

    The prison is a battlefield of attrition. At the early stages of the round prisoners try their best to deal damage to the guards without them getting hit, usually resorting to hit-and-run attacks. With the addition of the surgeon, these attacks will prove futile and the prisoners' only option will be a full scale revolt. There is a case to be made for lockign away the surgeon class, but I think this would simply limit the gameplay.
    For medics to work team killing must be on, so maybe the new scripts can make it so prisoners cant damage each other but guards can?
  • Dimitry wrote:

    Admins now also have the ability to revive dead players. Dead players can be revived up to 33 seconds after they were killed. This will make it easier to find someones name without sifting through every dead player. Reviving will respawn a player at the location they last died.

    Dimitry wrote:

    request that we are allowed to revive dead players who got RDMed accidentally or not, only and only if we are sure it was a blatant, clear case of RDM.

    Honestly, I like all of your suggestions except for this one.

    Dimitry wrote:

    The prison is a battlefield of attrition.on

    As you wrote earlier JB is a game of attrition. The whole point of having life is what makes the game thrilling to our player base. Every guard knows that it only takes one wrong step to doom them to the infamous rape circle. Ever prisoner knows that any attempt to riot/escape may be last thing they do and they don't want it to be in vain. With this in mind it makes players, much, much, MUCH more cautious and a bit strategic as well. If prisoners were allowed to be revived after an RDM (Accidental or Not) it would take away the thrill factor and make it borderline impossible for the guards.

    Barring a few exceptional player guards (Like Tom), most guards are average at best with PVP skills. If prisoners could be revived then all they need do is Bait a short-tempered guard into firing into the crowd at them. The guard misses and kills an innocent, said innocent gets revived, and the guard gets slain/swapped. BOOM! one less guard and prisoners are at the status quo. Now you have a scenario where none of the guards are willing to even take the chance at killing a rebellious prisoner due to the fact that they won't at least take one with em (RDM or not).

    Now, I know you also argued for lowering or even removing guard punishments for RDM since the lives can be restored anyways, but I just don't think that really fits with the JB mode we've come to know and love. Of course that's just my opinion.


    I am a bit curious on the surgeon powers. Is it possible for a non-surgeon class to pick up the bandage? I could see prisoners trying to get med-kits to keep on fighting, which would be interesting for the surgeon class guards. Alternatively, would it be possible for normal guards to spawn with a bandage?


    Dimitry wrote:


    • A new white list system has been added for admins, server owners can add the CD Key Id's of your admins to your server console or server config file and they auto get admin upon joining the game server.
    This effectively prevents admins from going undercover. There should be a discussion on whether the freedom of joining as a player should stay on the individual or the HA.

    I don't forsee this being a problem because NOONE EVER plays UNDERCOVER :rolleyes:



    17:39:36 - *Admin*[59th_JB_HA_OhMyEnglishTeaBag]: Conrad you fucking little shit. You're kicked off the team.
  • Netanyel wrote:

    I don't forsee this being a problem because NOONE EVER plays UNDERCOVER
    Takes a real scumbag to laze around undercover while their fellow admins are toiling in the server ,eh?
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  • My suggestion is to logban Shalmeon and tell him that it is a server bug and cannot be fixed.



    "I finally found the perfect word to describe Polska.
    "Unfuckwithable"
    - (adj.) when you are truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bothers you, and no negativity or drama can touch you.
    Polska 'the untriggerable". ~Netanyel aka black jelly
  • GoatLand wrote:

    walp / Polska_Cebula wrote:

    My suggestion is to logban Shalmeon and tell him that it is a server bug and cannot be fixed.
    isnt he already banned?
    Now he is lol.



    "I finally found the perfect word to describe Polska.
    "Unfuckwithable"
    - (adj.) when you are truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bothers you, and no negativity or drama can touch you.
    Polska 'the untriggerable". ~Netanyel aka black jelly
  • walp / Polska_Cebula wrote:

    GoatLand wrote:

    walp / Polska_Cebula wrote:

    My suggestion is to logban Shalmeon and tell him that it is a server bug and cannot be fixed.
    isnt he already banned?
    Now he is lol.
    Why?


    Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global Elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

    How to troll Washington - Starter Pack:
    Show Spoiler

    Step 1 - Set a non-Steam game to the title "Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord Beta".
    Step 2 - Launch this "game".
    Step 3 - Get spammed by Washington to receive the following:

    17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
    17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
    17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
    17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
    17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
    17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
    17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
    17:45 - Washington: 11
    17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!

    Step 4 - Receive a message from Imposter Drunk which says the following:

    17:46 - Impostor: congratulations
    17:46 - Impostor: you trolled washington
    17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik
    17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags:
    17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
    17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
    17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
    17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
    17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
    17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
    17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
    17:45 - Washington: 11
    17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: U told him it was fake?
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: Or not yet
    17:47 - Impostor:
    Washington: MATE
    Washington: teabags is playing bannerlord
    Washington: the beta is out
    Washington: my god
    Washington: game comes out tommorow
    17:47 - Impostor: i did
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: HAHAHA
    17:47 - Impostor: he dont believe me
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: He is one gullible nub
    17:47 - Impostor:
    Impostor: no he is not...
    Washington: mate
    Washington: he is on da beta
    Washington: game comes out tommorow
    Impostor: he´s only having internet explorer open
    Impostor: or something like that
    Impostor: so stfu
    Washington: mate his steam saus
    Washington: says*
    Washington: mount and blade bannerlord beta
    Impostor: you can do the same
    Washington: nah
    17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: lol
    17:48 - Impostor: he´s quite retarded
    17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik

    Step 5 - Rename this "game" to "Washington - You just got trolled!".

    That moment when someone gets banned:
  • Vladmir_Putin wrote:

    Scrooblord. wrote:

    OhMyEnglishTeaBags wrote:

    walp / Polska_Cebula wrote:

    GoatLand wrote:

    walp / Polska_Cebula wrote:

    My suggestion is to logban Shalmeon and tell him that it is a server bug and cannot be fixed.
    isnt he already banned?
    Now he is lol.
    Why?
    see dodgy JA thread
    I hope I get VA soon so I can see all the shit you have posted about goatland
    Let's just say Goatland isn't the one that gets talked about much in the Dodgy JA thread. *wink*

  • TrumpSuicideWatch wrote:

    Vladmir_Putin wrote:

    Scrooblord. wrote:

    OhMyEnglishTeaBags wrote:

    walp / Polska_Cebula wrote:

    GoatLand wrote:

    walp / Polska_Cebula wrote:

    My suggestion is to logban Shalmeon and tell him that it is a server bug and cannot be fixed.
    isnt he already banned?
    Now he is lol.
    Why?
    see dodgy JA thread
    I hope I get VA soon so I can see all the shit you have posted about goatland
    Let's just say Goatland isn't the one that gets talked about much in the Dodgy JA thread. *wink*
    I'm not a JA anymore nigger
    literally wtf:
  • Vladmir_Putin wrote:

    TrumpSuicideWatch wrote:

    Vladmir_Putin wrote:

    Scrooblord. wrote:

    OhMyEnglishTeaBags wrote:

    walp / Polska_Cebula wrote:

    GoatLand wrote:

    walp / Polska_Cebula wrote:

    My suggestion is to logban Shalmeon and tell him that it is a server bug and cannot be fixed.
    isnt he already banned?
    Now he is lol.
    Why?
    see dodgy JA thread
    I hope I get VA soon so I can see all the shit you have posted about goatland
    Let's just say Goatland isn't the one that gets talked about much in the Dodgy JA thread. *wink*
    I'm not a JA anymore nigger
    Hey faggot get back in your corner. You can come out when you reach SA.


    Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global Elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

    How to troll Washington - Starter Pack:
    Show Spoiler

    Step 1 - Set a non-Steam game to the title "Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord Beta".
    Step 2 - Launch this "game".
    Step 3 - Get spammed by Washington to receive the following:

    17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
    17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
    17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
    17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
    17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
    17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
    17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
    17:45 - Washington: 11
    17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!

    Step 4 - Receive a message from Imposter Drunk which says the following:

    17:46 - Impostor: congratulations
    17:46 - Impostor: you trolled washington
    17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik
    17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags:
    17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
    17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
    17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
    17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
    17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
    17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
    17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
    17:45 - Washington: 11
    17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: U told him it was fake?
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: Or not yet
    17:47 - Impostor:
    Washington: MATE
    Washington: teabags is playing bannerlord
    Washington: the beta is out
    Washington: my god
    Washington: game comes out tommorow
    17:47 - Impostor: i did
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: HAHAHA
    17:47 - Impostor: he dont believe me
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: He is one gullible nub
    17:47 - Impostor:
    Impostor: no he is not...
    Washington: mate
    Washington: he is on da beta
    Washington: game comes out tommorow
    Impostor: he´s only having internet explorer open
    Impostor: or something like that
    Impostor: so stfu
    Washington: mate his steam saus
    Washington: says*
    Washington: mount and blade bannerlord beta
    Impostor: you can do the same
    Washington: nah
    17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: lol
    17:48 - Impostor: he´s quite retarded
    17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik

    Step 5 - Rename this "game" to "Washington - You just got trolled!".

    That moment when someone gets banned: