The Jailbreak Civil War: A Ballad

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    • The Jailbreak Civil War: A Ballad

      A summary of one of the Great Wars, the latest document by absolutely and entirely unbiased author Scandypandy.
      To be told to all those seeking to create dissent within the Jailbreak ranks.

      PRELUDE TO WAR


      It's [current year] and Jailbreak is in a unique place. Rocked by a refugee crisis following the mass exodus of NRP, Jailbreak is under strain and the admins are being pushed to new limits in attempts to continue to run the server. With Teabags at their helm, a period of apparent relative peace has been enjoyed by a majority of the residents.
      As Hiders are finally given the justice they deserve, new game modes being added and the server's population at the highest it's been in recent memory, one could easily believe that happy days lay ahead for Jailbreak
      However, beneath the flowery surface a plot is brewing which may shake Jailbreak to its very core.










      Photographs of the conflict, colourised





      -The original document which is believed to have sparked the conflict when it was leaked from confidential royalist archives.






      -A shot taken at the height of the conflict




      -The SAC mobilising moments before their official splinter from the Royalists





      -A propaganda leaflet, found fluttering around the battlefield.

      literalretard wrote:



      Delete this please.

      KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      @Scandypandy, I heard that McKinsey is out recruiting its next batch of management consultants. With the way you turned NRP around, you might be in for a decent shot.
    • @Scandypandy You never did any thing like this to NRP. This shows to me that you care more about JB than you did for NRP.
      How to troll Washington - Starter Pack:
      Show Spoiler

      Step 1 - Set a non-Steam game to the title "Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord Beta".
      Step 2 - Launch this "game".
      Step 3 - Get spammed by Washington to receive the following:

      17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
      17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
      17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
      17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
      17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
      17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
      17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
      17:45 - Washington: 11
      17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!

      Step 4 - Receive a message from Imposter Drunk which says the following:

      17:46 - Impostor: congratulations
      17:46 - Impostor: you trolled washington
      17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik
      17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags:
      17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
      17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
      17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
      17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
      17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
      17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
      17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
      17:45 - Washington: 11
      17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: U told him it was fake?
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: Or not yet
      17:47 - Impostor:
      Washington: MATE
      Washington: teabags is playing bannerlord
      Washington: the beta is out
      Washington: my god
      Washington: game comes out tommorow
      17:47 - Impostor: i did
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: HAHAHA
      17:47 - Impostor: he dont believe me
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: He is one gullible nub
      17:47 - Impostor:
      Impostor: no he is not...
      Washington: mate
      Washington: he is on da beta
      Washington: game comes out tommorow
      Impostor: he´s only having internet explorer open
      Impostor: or something like that
      Impostor: so stfu
      Washington: mate his steam saus
      Washington: says*
      Washington: mount and blade bannerlord beta
      Impostor: you can do the same
      Washington: nah
      17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: lol
      17:48 - Impostor: he´s quite retarded
      17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik

      Step 5 - Rename this "game" to "Washington - You just got trolled!".

      That moment when someone gets banned:
    • OhMyEnglishTeaBags wrote:

      @Scandypandy You never did any thing like this to NRP. This shows to me that you care more about JB than you did for NRP.
      he hasn't seen the fanfics

      literalretard wrote:



      Delete this please.

      KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      @Scandypandy, I heard that McKinsey is out recruiting its next batch of management consultants. With the way you turned NRP around, you might be in for a decent shot.
    • CAPTAIN_TATARSTAN wrote:

      Thread with this meme was deleted, so if you liked it, feel free to look on it here (Like Im doing with my favorite memes).




      It may be in the closed and inactive threads board, which is now public (for the sake of historical preservation and cultural awareness)


      Neon

      Jailbreak Meme Thread [Mems, Keks and more..] [pls respect the sanctity of low-tier memes]

      So apparently Neon abused mod privileges to get into my account

      Muh_Dick wrote:

      KL4R is like Santa Claus, nobody knows exactly who he is or where he comes from but he shows up once a year and gives us kids presents, then vanishes into the night.
    • KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      Nah, the 'in my defence' thread is gone eternally, such a shame. :( good memes
      I will continue to act as official scribe for all servers who require it.

      The deeds of the dank must be recorded for future shitposters to reflect upon.

      literalretard wrote:



      Delete this please.

      KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      @Scandypandy, I heard that McKinsey is out recruiting its next batch of management consultants. With the way you turned NRP around, you might be in for a decent shot.
    • Muh_Dick wrote:

      >not adding me


      anyway well done scandy, I'm thoroughly impressed.
      most underlings were lumped together under "majority of admin team", the only reason Scroob+Dimmy were included as extra was due to the prowess they displayed throughout the war as well as the anonymous but handsome author's fondness of them.

      Pew was going to be included but I couldn't remember what he said because the thread is kill.

      literalretard wrote:



      Delete this please.

      KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      @Scandypandy, I heard that McKinsey is out recruiting its next batch of management consultants. With the way you turned NRP around, you might be in for a decent shot.
    • Muh_Dick wrote:


      Me and wash were the Gavrilo Princip's of this war. We ignited the flame.
      Nah, you were two autists whose gripes inadvertently (and unpredictably) turned into a major war with devastating casualties on both sides

      You have more in common with Princip than you think.

      Muh_Dick wrote:

      KL4R is like Santa Claus, nobody knows exactly who he is or where he comes from but he shows up once a year and gives us kids presents, then vanishes into the night.