The "God of melee" runs away

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  • me and pluey were legit just messing around, i ran away sometimes, he did to, what is the purpose of this thread?
    OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the first ever time I wanked I thought I found a trick to make my dick bigger... I thought it was unusual and paniced because it didn't go down

    Mhm I was 10 years old watching Hannah Montana ^^^ <3
  • Muriturca wrote:




    the god of melee in 2nd pic, you shot me as i was entering, and you can tell that by the smoke in the room which happens when u fire a musket, in the first picture...why does it say gondor
    OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the first ever time I wanked I thought I found a trick to make my dick bigger... I thought it was unusual and paniced because it didn't go down

    Mhm I was 10 years old watching Hannah Montana ^^^ <3
  • Why can't we keep this contained to one thread? Call it 'The Definitive Proof that Wash sucks dick at melee' and put all of his (not-so)brave exploits in there.

    Hoolio wrote:

    At spawn, when you spawn, you pick up all the weapons you can find that is visible in the same spot on yer body, and then, when they ask you to drop teh wepons, they have to say drop wep 4 times lololololol trolled u say but they get pissed off so u ded gay nigger faggot and not alive dead nigger faggot :ukip:
  • why the fuck are you on the 59th_training map?
    and the old one at that?
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    <02:09:55> "Wegian": i kissed a gay guy btw
    <02:10:05> "Wegian": at new years eve
    <02:10:11> "Wegian": im straught tho
    <02:10:14> "Wegian": i think
    <02:10:22> "Wegian": he was good at kissing tho
    <02:10:33> "Wegian": better then most girls

    22:21 - ✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: I'm not really a sexual goy but when I was like
    22:21 - ✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: uh
    22:21 - ✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: fuck I dunno like 16 maybe
    22:21 - ✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: on about 2 tabs of acid after pride
    22:21 - ✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: at a house party
    22:21 - ✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: his dick was tiny but it was okay I guess
    22:21 - ✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: save ulster from sodomy
    22:21 - ✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: funny story tho bc current gf
    22:21 - ✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: beat him up once
    22:21 - ✪ SCANDYPANDY ✪: top meme
  • Server name was 59th_Light_Infantry or something similar.Don't worry I said kaide before we enter that server

    I select that server because Wash live in America and I live in Turkey.A brit server was the best chocie
    :penguin: Accept Adolf Hitler as your God and earn Club Penguin Premium for one month :penguin:
  • Wash threads in a nutshell :
    Admins-"Wash is bad at melee xdxdxd xd" (pic of wash's name in green)
    Wash-"I was typing u noob I'm best at melee ur all bad lelelel "
    *All other admins spam posts about how bad Washington is*
    *Wash spams posts about how everyone is bad*

    *New thread about wash getting spanked appeares *
    *Everyone spontaneously forgets about thread, migrate to new one*

    Repeat.
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    Turkish Power wrote:

    Ban Dimitry plase he is racist he done bad things and said bed thinkks about my mum thank yuo plase

  • But I have more screens. Of killing neon than he does of killing me, btw you have no proof the person in that image is me
    OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the first ever time I wanked I thought I found a trick to make my dick bigger... I thought it was unusual and paniced because it didn't go down

    Mhm I was 10 years old watching Hannah Montana ^^^ <3
  • How to troll Washington - Starter Pack:
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    Step 1 - Set a non-Steam game to the title "Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord Beta".
    Step 2 - Launch this "game".
    Step 3 - Get spammed by Washington to receive the following:

    17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
    17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
    17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
    17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
    17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
    17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
    17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
    17:45 - Washington: 11
    17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!

    Step 4 - Receive a message from Imposter Drunk which says the following:

    17:46 - Impostor: congratulations
    17:46 - Impostor: you trolled washington
    17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik
    17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags:
    17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
    17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
    17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
    17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
    17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
    17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
    17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
    17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
    17:45 - Washington: 11
    17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: U told him it was fake?
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: Or not yet
    17:47 - Impostor:
    Washington: MATE
    Washington: teabags is playing bannerlord
    Washington: the beta is out
    Washington: my god
    Washington: game comes out tommorow
    17:47 - Impostor: i did
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: HAHAHA
    17:47 - Impostor: he dont believe me
    17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: He is one gullible nub
    17:47 - Impostor:
    Impostor: no he is not...
    Washington: mate
    Washington: he is on da beta
    Washington: game comes out tommorow
    Impostor: he´s only having internet explorer open
    Impostor: or something like that
    Impostor: so stfu
    Washington: mate his steam saus
    Washington: says*
    Washington: mount and blade bannerlord beta
    Impostor: you can do the same
    Washington: nah
    17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: lol
    17:48 - Impostor: he´s quite retarded
    17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik

    Step 5 - Rename this "game" to "Washington - You just got trolled!".

    That moment when someone gets banned: