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    • I think some of the grape vats in the winery should have grapes inside for aesthetic appeal.

      If it's possible to ask Pio to add in a few lines of code, we could have a treasure chest in the farm area that spawns in tiny sickles.

      The win gates consist of just a thin door, basically. Perhaps it should be reinforced with a portcullis?

      Didn't test out the jailrun course, and I don't think I will for a bit.

      These are my first impressions of the map just by looking at it. Will give more suggestions once spawn gets fixed.

      Oh, and I think the guards should spawn just a little bit closer to the prisoners.
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    • louisdesnow wrote:

      I think some of the grape vats in the winery should have grapes inside for aesthetic appeal.

      If it's possible to ask Pio to add in a few lines of code, we could have a treasure chest in the farm area that spawns in tiny sickles.

      The win gates consist of just a thin door, basically. Perhaps it should be reinforced with a portcullis?

      Didn't test out the jailrun course, and I don't think I will for a bit.

      These are my first impressions of the map just by looking at it. Will give more suggestions once spawn gets fixed.

      Oh, and I think the guards should spawn just a little bit closer to the prisoners.
      Ok, the new to-do list is:

      1. Spawns need to be reversed (guards spawn in prisoner cell area)
      2. A couple of glitchy walls in some places
      3. Adding grapes and cosmetic bottles to the winery room
      4. Adding a second door and perhaps a destructible barrier to the gates towards win. I didn't want a portcullis as it may interfere with the other gate at the end of the jailrun course, and opening it leaves the prisoners far too exposed to being sighted (it's completely open)
      5. Moving the guard spawn a little closer to the prisoner spawn

      Scandypandy wrote:

      That moment when Wash's mammy learns to play Warband, quits her job to rack up the hours on Jailbreak, applies for admin, gets promoted to HA just to logban Wash from Jailbreak so he can get his fucking life together
    • is my name on the grave yet?
      our bleevil our bleevil claims a evil heart, i tell u i tell u the chinkilla comes, with a voice wielding cancer of the ancient admin abuse, bellieve believe chinkilla comes, for the good times are gone, and the evil times are here, beware beware the chinkilla comes, for the lightness has passed, and the killa is here, you'll know you'll know the chinkilla comes

      - a short poem by Washington
    • KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      Chinkilla wrote:

      is my name on the grave yet?
      ill see whether i can be arsed to put it somewhere
      well you could be arsed to make the mp so i doubt it would be that much of a bother
      our bleevil our bleevil claims a evil heart, i tell u i tell u the chinkilla comes, with a voice wielding cancer of the ancient admin abuse, bellieve believe chinkilla comes, for the good times are gone, and the evil times are here, beware beware the chinkilla comes, for the lightness has passed, and the killa is here, you'll know you'll know the chinkilla comes

      - a short poem by Washington
    • Chinkilla wrote:

      well you could be arsed to make the mp so i doubt it would be that much of a bother
      Key distinction:
      Making a map takes a lot of effort and is quite meaningful
      Writing your name takes a bit of effort and is not meaningful at all

      Scandypandy wrote:

      That moment when Wash's mammy learns to play Warband, quits her job to rack up the hours on Jailbreak, applies for admin, gets promoted to HA just to logban Wash from Jailbreak so he can get his fucking life together
    • Here are the latest pics of my second cav map, which is based on an icey ocean:



      I'm about two thirds of the way there - need to start doing interiors, adding boats, and add a few invisible walls here and there.

      Scandypandy wrote:

      That moment when Wash's mammy learns to play Warband, quits her job to rack up the hours on Jailbreak, applies for admin, gets promoted to HA just to logban Wash from Jailbreak so he can get his fucking life together
    • Just a cheeky bump:

      Apparently, there's an issue that 10 or so prisoners die every round at spawn. That, I suspect, is caused by them jumping when the glass window is broken below them. I've added a barrier to address the issue, even though I'm curious to see whether it will persist.

      Scandypandy wrote:

      That moment when Wash's mammy learns to play Warband, quits her job to rack up the hours on Jailbreak, applies for admin, gets promoted to HA just to logban Wash from Jailbreak so he can get his fucking life together
    • Another necro:

      Just sent a fixed version of the map to Teabags, hopefully he will upload it before the next server restart. I'd appreciate it if someone could put on the map when it has been updated and let me know whether the new spawn works!

      Scandypandy wrote:

      That moment when Wash's mammy learns to play Warband, quits her job to rack up the hours on Jailbreak, applies for admin, gets promoted to HA just to logban Wash from Jailbreak so he can get his fucking life together
    • KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      I'd appreciate it if someone could put on the map when it has been updated and let me know whether the new spawn works!
      Next time I come on Jailbreak (tomorrow evening) if nobody has already done so I shall use the map and tell you whether the spawn works or not.

      KL4R1NO wrote:

      wait this autist was European Muslim? I second my comment on him being a retarded african kid

      Post was edited 1 time, last by Gregory_The_Black: Net's already used it never mind ().

    • KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      Another necro:

      Just sent a fixed version of the map to Teabags, hopefully he will upload it before the next server restart. I'd appreciate it if someone could put on the map when it has been updated and let me know whether the new spawn works!
      Used it last night, It works until you get about 30 prisoners to spawn in. Then occasionally 1 or 2 will fall to their death. It is definitely better than how it used to be.


      17:39:36 - *Admin*[59th_JB_HA_OhMyEnglishTeaBag]: Conrad you fucking little shit. You're kicked off the team.
    • Netanyel wrote:

      KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      Another necro:

      Just sent a fixed version of the map to Teabags, hopefully he will upload it before the next server restart. I'd appreciate it if someone could put on the map when it has been updated and let me know whether the new spawn works!
      Used it last night, It works until you get about 30 prisoners to spawn in. Then occasionally 1 or 2 will fall to their death. It is definitely better than how it used to be.
      Lmao I haven't added it yet. I'm adding it on wednesday.
      How to troll Washington - Starter Pack:
      Show Spoiler

      Step 1 - Set a non-Steam game to the title "Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord Beta".
      Step 2 - Launch this "game".
      Step 3 - Get spammed by Washington to receive the following:

      17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
      17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
      17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
      17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
      17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
      17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
      17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
      17:45 - Washington: 11
      17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!

      Step 4 - Receive a message from Imposter Drunk which says the following:

      17:46 - Impostor: congratulations
      17:46 - Impostor: you trolled washington
      17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik
      17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags:
      17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
      17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
      17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
      17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
      17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
      17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
      17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
      17:45 - Washington: 11
      17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: U told him it was fake?
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: Or not yet
      17:47 - Impostor:
      Washington: MATE
      Washington: teabags is playing bannerlord
      Washington: the beta is out
      Washington: my god
      Washington: game comes out tommorow
      17:47 - Impostor: i did
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: HAHAHA
      17:47 - Impostor: he dont believe me
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: He is one gullible nub
      17:47 - Impostor:
      Impostor: no he is not...
      Washington: mate
      Washington: he is on da beta
      Washington: game comes out tommorow
      Impostor: he´s only having internet explorer open
      Impostor: or something like that
      Impostor: so stfu
      Washington: mate his steam saus
      Washington: says*
      Washington: mount and blade bannerlord beta
      Impostor: you can do the same
      Washington: nah
      17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: lol
      17:48 - Impostor: he´s quite retarded
      17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik

      Step 5 - Rename this "game" to "Washington - You just got trolled!".

      That moment when someone gets banned:
    • OhMyEnglishTeaBags wrote:

      Netanyel wrote:

      KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      Another necro:

      Just sent a fixed version of the map to Teabags, hopefully he will upload it before the next server restart. I'd appreciate it if someone could put on the map when it has been updated and let me know whether the new spawn works!
      Used it last night, It works until you get about 30 prisoners to spawn in. Then occasionally 1 or 2 will fall to their death. It is definitely better than how it used to be.
      Lmao I haven't added it yet. I'm adding it on wednesday.
      I'm not talking about the HG Map. Its a map called Countryside Evening Day, Full of ice.


      17:39:36 - *Admin*[59th_JB_HA_OhMyEnglishTeaBag]: Conrad you fucking little shit. You're kicked off the team.

      Post was edited 2 times, last by Netanyel: You knew what I meant tea. Stop trying to convince people I'm insane. ().

    • Netanyel wrote:

      OhMyEnglishTeaBags wrote:

      Netanyel wrote:

      KL4R1NO the Politically Correct wrote:

      Another necro:

      Just sent a fixed version of the map to Teabags, hopefully he will upload it before the next server restart. I'd appreciate it if someone could put on the map when it has been updated and let me know whether the new spawn works!
      Used it last night, It works until you get about 30 prisoners to spawn in. Then occasionally 1 or 2 will fall to their death. It is definitely better than how it used to be.
      Lmao I haven't added it yet. I'm adding it on wednesday.
      I'm not talking about the HG Map. Its a map called Countryside Evening, Full of ice.
      I think you mean Countryside Day... That is the ice map of which KL4R is referring to... the HG map has not been added yet.
      How to troll Washington - Starter Pack:
      Show Spoiler

      Step 1 - Set a non-Steam game to the title "Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord Beta".
      Step 2 - Launch this "game".
      Step 3 - Get spammed by Washington to receive the following:

      17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
      17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
      17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
      17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
      17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
      17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
      17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
      17:45 - Washington: 11
      17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!

      Step 4 - Receive a message from Imposter Drunk which says the following:

      17:46 - Impostor: congratulations
      17:46 - Impostor: you trolled washington
      17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik
      17:46 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags:
      17:43 - Washington: WOAH WHAT
      17:43 - Washington: BANNERLORD
      17:43 - Washington: EXPLAIN
      17:43 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: the Steam spam is real
      17:44 - Washington: the betas out on steam???!!!!
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: 'murican can't read
      17:44 - Washington: or did u get a giveaway from steam group?
      17:44 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: M8 the game is out tommorow. Did u not hear?
      17:45 - Washington: rtqwetrwet3q45
      17:45 - Washington: 11
      17:45 - Washington: ehh i dont have any money!!
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: U told him it was fake?
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: Or not yet
      17:47 - Impostor:
      Washington: MATE
      Washington: teabags is playing bannerlord
      Washington: the beta is out
      Washington: my god
      Washington: game comes out tommorow
      17:47 - Impostor: i did
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: HAHAHA
      17:47 - Impostor: he dont believe me
      17:47 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: He is one gullible nub
      17:47 - Impostor:
      Impostor: no he is not...
      Washington: mate
      Washington: he is on da beta
      Washington: game comes out tommorow
      Impostor: he´s only having internet explorer open
      Impostor: or something like that
      Impostor: so stfu
      Washington: mate his steam saus
      Washington: says*
      Washington: mount and blade bannerlord beta
      Impostor: you can do the same
      Washington: nah
      17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: lol
      17:48 - Impostor: he´s quite retarded
      17:48 - OhMyEnglishTeaBags: ik

      Step 5 - Rename this "game" to "Washington - You just got trolled!".

      That moment when someone gets banned: